croutoncat:

i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now

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mermaidsandmisandry:

dont ask me to tell you about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire story line and cry

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shavingryansprivates:

fun prank idea lay in bed for the rest of your life

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frickin-plot-twist:

*violently refreshes your blog until you answer my anon message* 

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christophsucks:

me when larry paul

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foreverwildd:

why do teachers think I have enough time between emotional breakdowns to do homework

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melaniesian:

*crawls in through your window* did somebody say robert downey jr.

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mrmdprncss:

i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated 

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deodrant:

*likes ur post* do u feel bad about unfollowing me yet *likes another post* how bout now

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sodamnrelatable:

suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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