British Blogger:Ok now listen here you dumb fockin Americans know what this is? *shows pic of bubblegum* We call this a Sniksmacksnibblebob which you uncultured fockin twats would know nothing about.

my fav scene in the judge was when he helped his dad in the shower n they were laughing

i saw the judge last night for my bday and i……i…… love……rdj……


You already know how to make me feel like the most important thing in your life, but what you don’t know is how to cook. So I promise to keep you out of the kitchen and do as much cooking as I can. And finally, I promise to always try to make you laugh, because it’s your laugh, and your sense of humor, that I love most about you. I’m so grateful to God for putting me on the internet four years ago and to you, Brissa, for putting yourself in my heart for the rest of our lives. I’m yours forever. Love, Mur. ~ 🎂 🎉 😘



i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off 

samira wiley for brooklyn magazine

ODYSSEUS: bro when will you fight
ACHILLES: when agamemnon stops being a righteous dick
ODYSSEUS: bro people are dying
ACHILLES: [kickflips away] whatever

"dirtbag iliad" (via punkrockpatroclus)


please tag your sfw I’m trying to see a tittie

someone needs to tell rdj he’s not as funny as he thinks

how u get something to not reblog as a link on mobile

Jung Type Descriptions: ENFP


outgoing, social, disorganized, easily talked into doing silly things, spontaneous, wild and crazy, acts without thinking, good at getting people to have fun, pleasure seeking, irresponsible, physically affectionate, risk taker, thrill seeker, likely to have or want a…


Werner Bischof - Caryatids, Acropolis, Athens, 1946


me when im the center of attention: *uncomfortable*
me when im not the center of attention: *uncomfortable*