*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man
feels like my life is ready to blow,
me and my love we’ll take it slow.
I hope she knows that I’ll love her long,
I just don’t know where the hell I belong.
sandra bullock better win tonight and if she doesn’t i’m going to punch everyone from the academy in the face